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How to be a lazy dishwasher, successfully!

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I don't like to wash dishes, and neither does anyone else in my household, but they have to get done. Since this is not an activity that I inherently enjoy, I try to put as little effort into it as I have to. This is the ethos of the Calculated Slacker: accomplishing the required goals with the minimum effort necessary to get the job done correctly.

So, first lets define our goals:

  • minimize the frequency of dishwashing (how often we have to wash dishes)
  • minimize the duration of dishwashing (how long it takes each time)
  • maintain a pleasant environment (i.e. keep smells to a minimum)
  • maintain a usable environment (i.e. keep clutter to a minimum)

Here are the rules:

  • Dairy must be rinsed immediately - it will start smelling funky after a day or two
  • Scrape off big chunks of food into dispose-all/compost/dog food bowl/whatever
  • Put a layer of water in between dishes when stacking them
  • Stack like with like (bowls into bowls and plates onto plates)
  • Stack smaller things into bigger things, and things of the same size together
  • Fill a glass with water for silverware

Following the rules above, we can let dishes stack up in the sink until it is full. We get to put in a minimum amount of effort for each dirtied dish - a simple rinse and stack them in the sink. Clutter and smells are kept to a minimum. When it comes time to do the final wash, you can either arrange them in the dish washing machine (if you have one) or fill the sink and do a quick soap-rub, and rinse for each dish, leaving them to air-dry on the rack, of course.

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